The diary of the damned

cougar town. :)

why am i so socially awkward!?!

today me and noi went to the outlet. we walked around. i felt like i was wearing waayy too much makeup and it just felt caked on. ehhh. and my shirt was too big and was practically not even covering my boobs. thank goodness for undershirts. yea so i WAS NOT hott stuff today. PLUS i hate my short hair. it never stays straight and it fucking FLARES OUT at the bottom. -_____________-x but we went into sun diego and one of the employees kept lookin over at us. i didnt think much of it. but he kept lookin, so i started lookin. homeboyy was cute. hahaha. well we get in line to pay, and out of no where he goes “are you guys ready?” and noizy, says “yes.” he goes, “i can get you guys over here.” so we walk over there and he keeps staring at me. and hes talking you know the typical employees talk. and nois respondin’ but hes starin at me. AND MY DUMBASS AVOIDED ANY EYE CONTACT and when i finally looked up he was lookin at me and goes, “hi” and i quickly mumble hi and look away like a foool. -_______-x why didnt i just talk to him…OH I KNOW BECAUSE IM A GAYY KID! we walk outta the store and noi goes, “HOLLA. He was like desperately trying to get your attention…Moo…hi!” *she starts laughing hysterically* and says, “moo why you so bootiful?!” hahaha. FML.

hahah. my brother cares. i think its so funny. the day of grad i was all, “i need to put on my bra!” and brother goes, “YOU WEAR BRAS?!?” umm yes brother i wear bras since like the 6th grade…and i get my period too. hahaha he was all please stop i dont wanna know! 

not gunna lieee. i miss my cousin. i feel really close to him now. hahaha. andy ehhhh not so much. raul. that bitchass smacked me in the face with a pillow. hahaha. but its okay i beat the shit outta his legs with my fist. my knuckles are all bruised and shit. hurt like a mofo. but yea i definitely miss the cuzzo. he was textin me on the way back to colorado and lemme tell you he mustve been hella bored because he wouldnt let me go to sleep. and then he was all my fones dying. so i told him just to text me when he gets home. hahaha like 4hrs later. he texted me. hahaha i totally thought hed forget. but i guess not. mmmmm i feel loved<3. hahaha so sad. but i miss him…and his giganticness. :T he hugged me before he left too. hahaha. raul and andy didnt coz theyre gayy kids. aha.

DENVER IN 2 YEARS DURING THE WINTER! 1 WEEK IN DENVER ANOTHER WEEK IN NEW YORK!

lettssssgggoooooo!

i go look ashton! look at yourself!

he goes, “HEH. HEH. I LOOK UGALAY.”

<3333333333

Nothing is impossible. the word itself says, “I’m Possible.”

was great. i woke up hella late but it was okay. not even gunna lie. raul in dressy clothes = hott sexx. it was beautiful. so we were sitting praying. omfg. my legs were like screaming. it hurt so bad to sit like that and it was soo effin hott. and when they started tying the strings. man everyone was all ohhhh yourrr pretty for a fatt girrl. -____-x thanks assholes just tie my strings so i can go. alot of people did not recognize me. and idk if thats a good thing or a bad thing. after the whole praying ceremony. we knda just lounged around in the garage. it was freakin boring but then we went home to change. then walmart so raul and andy could get ping pong balls and red cups for beer pong! hahaha. then went back to aunties. and like raul went to nap. and andy and jordan set up beer pong. it was jordan and seng vs andy and sawny. andy and sawny won. hahaha. in the words of sawny, “What Happened?” haha. then it was one on one. Jordan vs Andy. HAHAHAHA. ANDY GOT PWNED! it was horrifically amazing. lmao. andys fucking face of “concentration” omg he was so serious. after he lost he kinda just wandered off into the house. raul woke up. then it was jordan and raul vs seng and sawny. HAHAHAHAA. FUCK MANN. SAWNY AND SENG FUCKING WON. and RAUL WAS DRUNK OFF HIS ASS HE KEPT SAYING RE-MATCH RE-MATCH. too bad they kept losing. hahaha. it got annoying Raul kept saying, “BRING IT! BRING IT BABY!” umm…you guys lost like 3 times already….i think its already been brought. hahaha. IDIOT. but raul was soo fucking drunk he couldnt even stand straight. hahahaha. or still. he ran into the fucking wall. LMAO. and then we went looking for andy only to find…..THAT FUCKER FELL ASLEEP TAKING A SHIT. JORDAN FOUND HIM ASLEEP ON THE TOILET WITH HIS SHIT HANGING OUT. LMAO. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it was most amusing. then he went back to sleep in jordans bed. hahaha. so we went back to beer pong. Not gunna lie. it was really awkward between me and sawny. i think he knows as well. but hes chill. hahaha. he smacked the ball sideways and it swiped the back of my head. and he was like, “OMG MICHELLE IM SORRY! HAHAHA. ARE YOU OKAY? IM SORRY!” and he hugged me twice. hahaha. i was likkeee AWKWARDD! but he has hella soft arms. anywho. jordan and raul continued to lose. like the losers they are. hahaha. then we made an in-n-out run. FUCK! It was like, 1 double-double protein style no tomatoes. 4 double-doubles no onion, 1 double-double animal style. so me and khone went and like i felt bad because me and khone were all does raul like onions. im like yes and shes all no he doesnt. it was bad. haahaha we were arguing in front of her. we were sitting there and im all BET YOU ANDY IS GOING TO WAKE UP AND BE LIKE WHERES MY IN-N-OUT. and sure enough that gayy guyy called, ummm michelle get me 3 double doubles plain. so me and khone were uhhh lets go drive through. fuck the cashier was workin the drive thru too! and we got to the window, she goes umm werent you guys just in-here? FUCKING EMBARRASSING. got back everyone stuffed their faces. hahahaha. we took momsies home and i grabbed all these fruit snacks gave one to some people. then sat there and it them and sawny came and sat next to me and i was all want some? and i poured them into his hand. it was weird because everyone in the room who knew, fucking stared at us like AWWWWWW THEIR BONDING<333 BLEH! uhhh hes fucking 29. and no one wants to talk about what he does for a living. all i know is that hes a boss and hes making alot of money…..sounds shady to me….i aint no fucking mob wife. aiggght. hahahah. and then there were cops all up in the neighborhood. for one of their neighbors. jordan was drunk. andy and sawny wanted to keep drinking, raul fucking passed out on the couch. i think seng was the only sane one. hahhaha. we came home and bugged andy…hahahaha hes all im tired! yeah and…hahaha we just kept buggin. LMAO. but hes chill. andys my favorite. hahaha but now everyones leaving. mommys making pho coz i guess sawny and them are coming over to eat pho. so…yea.. i have to clean now. i wanna make cake too. ahahaha. 

today was good. 

good beach day. i finally tanned my whittee ass legs. :] twas most hilarious getting beat up in the waves. the fucking water straightup manhandled me! hahaha it was badddd. like baddd. first raul didnt want the boogie board so he gave it to me so i was like ehhh. this is gayy. then andy was all gimme the board and ill put it up. so i was like eehhh ohhhkkaayyy. so i caught a wave back but…RAUL! fucking failed to mention that the board had previously snapped in half beforehand and i learned it firsthand when the front of the board dove into the sand while the back of the board stabbed into my rib cage and left tit. T_T Raul was laughing hella hard thoo. wattta bitch. then i got suckered into a wave that literally lifted me up just to slam me into the ground. i have fatass bruise and it hurts to walk. but its all good. hahaha. then the four of us kinda just kabobbed in the water for awhile. andy was trying to be a cool guy and call all the shots but he sucked at it. i learned that raul has a killer smile and some fucking nice ass lashes. lucky bittcch. but i guess he had braces before so. hahaha im well on my wayy. anywhooo. ohh and raul i guess was looking for some seashells but i guess there arent very many here. but occasionally he’d squat in the water to grab one and put it in his pocket. well we were out there and i felt something that i knew for sure wasnt seaweed or kelp or a rock so i was like uhhh staying away from there. well raul ended up there squatted and was all whats this and seriously pulled up a fucking GIANT ASS CRABB! It was HILARIOUS. he was all, “AHHH WTF IS THAT!?!” and threw it back. LMAO. then raul drove home…it was fucking sexy. hahahaha. 

then we went home and had like 20 mins to shower and get ready to go to soju. i took a 3min shower. ANDY took the longest. -_____-x

SOJU TOWN was legit. LOTS OF SINGING! LOTS OF DRINKING! LOTS OF BONDING. hahah best part of the night was…

NOI - (TO ME AND JORDAN) MOO I TAKE PICTURE!

ME AND JORDAN LOOK AT EACHOTHER LIKE WTF? LOOK AT NOI. AND LEAN IN TOGETHER. AND SMILE.

*FLASH*

NOI - AWWWW CUTE!

hahahahahaha. that was funny.

then we went back to aunties and he asked me to make him pho. hahaha and i asked why me? and he said because “your my little cousin.” ‘twas quite the sight. it felt good that he said that to me. and idk why.

anywho. i have this odd yearning to listen to ray j - 143. LMAO.

1 4 3 stands for I LOVE YOU. in case you didnt know. thanks jordan for telling me. :D

i thought me and my cousin jordan have grown apart. and he thought he was too cool for me. but hes putting in the extra effort this time around. hahaha. i think he kinda made my night. tonite was totally filled with new experiences. 

highlight!

ME - (to andy and jordan) sing taylor swift!

JORDAN - yea ill sing taylor swift, which song?

ANDY - FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT!

KHONE - sing love song!

JORDAN - ….UHH you mean LOVE STORY?!!

hahahaha. funny.

i definitely enjoy hanging with him. he asked when is he going to be able to go and get drunk with me. HAHAHA. when jimmy says i can. :] 

i quite enjoyed myself.

lots of posed pictures for the rides. what can i say im just beast and can find the cameras just about everywhere.

not going to lie terminator was awesome. new favorite! :]

hmmmps. i just beat series of unfortunate events. so much for keeping me entertained. T_T

im tired now. sleepy time!